The Cop and the Corset

I've never really thought of myself as a "leather person". Purses, wallets, boots well of course , but for apparel? Just not me. I thought it would be to stiff, to hot and just downright uncomfortable. Then Fate gifted me with the most beautiful Rose. And with this Rose came leather ... and through a very twisty turny tale we get to ... The Cop and the Corset ... Still being new to leather I paid attention to what Rose and family said and decided to break it in gently. An hour here, a couple hours there ... On this partcular girls night out we were headed to the casino. Won more than I lost and then we had to eat ... I'm pretty late in getting home but who cares we had fun! I pull up to the dark house and then it hits me. I can't untie the damned thing by myself! Did I mention, mere hours earlier I was smokin hot and heads would be a'turnin? I sit there in the divers seat contemplating my options and the proximity of people that would A) be awake at this hour and B) be more than willing to help me out of this predicament without thinkng they had more than a snowball's chance in hell of gettin some play ... Then Fate tosses me a bone. A cop pulls a car over right acoss the street from my house! I seem to recall once upon a time they used to have "To Protect and Serve" painted right on the doors for all to see and the wheels of my mind start turning ... What a fun little trip that was, but it failed to resolve my current corset dilemma. I get out of the car and go stand on my front steps watching him doing ... well whatever it was he was doing. He finally notices me and tells me the bus doesnt run this late. I tell him thats ok, I'm not waiting for the bus but I would like to speak to him when he's finished. He gets in the car and runs whatever needs to be run then gets back out and asks what he can help me with. I walk over to the car point at the back of my corset and tell him I'm stuck would he mind just untying me? He asks me to step in front of the car and I tell him yes it's good to be sure one's ass is covered. Now he knows that I know that he asked me to do this on camera. He unties it enough for me to still be decent for the walk into the house and I thank him and head inside. He jumps back into the car, does a u-turn and speeds off down the street. Speculation suggests he ran straight to the station, pulled the tape and went hey guys you'll never guess what happened to me tonight! I get to my front porch and the lady who is still waiting says "Excuse me, do you think it's ok for me to go? He said he was going to write me a ticket but he appears to have left"